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“The management wishes to apologise for an inaccuracy in the so-called 'official history'. The Kaiser did NOT survive WW1 by straining krill from the baltic ocean. The Baltic ocean's ambient temperature is too low to support sufficient of these life forms. Clearly there are not enough krill present to feed a fat little German man. Instead, he used his whiskers to sift the ocean ooze for nutritious molluscs.”