Instructions: (First click images to open and print)

1. Cut out finger puppets and assemble by gluing tabs together.
2. Pick an appropriate piece of classical theatre, such as Checkov’s “The Cherry Orchard”, and assign roles to your favorite bimbos.
3. Shove the finger puppet on your greasy digits and just live life to the fullest!

There - finally you get your finger in a girl’s bottom!
Now tell all your friends!

* Try using Tank Vixens Finger puppets as an amusing addition to family Nativity displays!

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